post a joke!!!

ana luisa Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:05 am

hey

Post a joke post a joke!!! Rockrule

anag Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:11 am

karla Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:31 am

i know one joke about lupe annie!!! hahaha

theres a guy in the highway with a cuple of cows....
so one dude stop in his car....
and ask:
--- hey your cows are heavy???
---one does and the other too...
---hey your cows eat a lot??
---one does and the other too

So the confused driver asked :

---why everytime I asked for your cows you answer ... one does and the other too!!!

---because one is mine..... and the other too!!!

daa!!!!

hahaha have fun!!

Laughing

ana luisa Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:44 pm

anag Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:00 pm

Marco Giovanni Hernández Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:15 am

Lau Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:07 pm

Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.

The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.

They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."

Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.

The man replied, "Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said, "Come out and fight like a man!".

Lau Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:14 pm

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"

Lau Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:17 pm

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."

Marianisha Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:17 pm

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
lol!